What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is your craziest college sex story?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why are people with borderline personality disorder so capable of ripping someone apart with their words?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is the most comfortable heel height for women's dress shoes and what are the differences between wearing high heels and lower heels?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are some life hacks for living on your own?